Amusement park

A while back I went to an amusement park and it got me thinking. If I was going to build an amusement park, I'd call it "Life." And inside I would have different rides named after some of the events we experience in our lifetimes. For starters I'd have a giant roller coaster, and I'd call it "Marriage." To me, there's no better metaphore out there. And of course my amusement park would also have a giant free-fall ride, and I'd call it "Divorce." For the same reason.