This clown

Did you ever meet anyone who was a former clown? No, because there is no such thing. I have this theory that once you are a clown, you are a clown for life. You are forever a member of the clown mafia. And the only way out is in a casket, carried by a bunch of clowns. Which makes me wish I could see a clown funeral. But I think only clowns are invited.